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self-absorbed and deeply meaningless

LIES

lies are fictions, though, they may have truths of various sizes sprinkled in

SHORT

Urine Trouble

Evan Shumka

Urine Trouble

One man's journey of learning how to stop holding things in.

Homecoming

L. E. Warde

Homecoming

You're tired of being labeled a killjoy. It's just a one night, besides, everyone else is doing it.

Hole in the Chair

Sean Enns

Hole in the Chair

A resentful husband discovers a bizarre universe hidden inside his dining room chair. By Sean Enns

FEATURE

The Illustrious Existence of a Subway Employee

Henry Osborne

The Illustrious Existence of a Subway Employee

You experience unexpected side effects after being bitten by a rabid Danny DeVito. Will you still make your date with your childhood crush?

The Bracelet

Maria Elsser

The Bracelet

A manther and a gold-digger fantasize about spousal homicide during a mountain hike.

The Killing of the Sacred Platypus

Sean Enns

The Killing of the Sacred Platypus

The Grim Reaper takes issue when the most powerful AI in existence uploads humanity to the cloud.

FLASH

Modern Romance

Megan Zolorycki

Modern Romance

Rachel wades through a sea of dating apps, unemployed alcoholics, and Oakley-wearing fish-posers in her search for romance.

Best Friends

Jenny Helgren

Best Friends

Unexpected duos always have the most fun.

The Room

Benjamin Banerd

The Room

Every artist dreams of a renaissance, this is yours.

Purple

Fran Pacchiano

Purple

I’d never seen a naked woman before, at least not in person.

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