GOOEY is a rare publication that specializes in weird and funny fiction. Our directorial team is a small, eclectic group of aspiring writers, editors, and publishers who love strange and barbaric fiction. Our editorial team, however, is a much larger group who doesn’t understand, or care about, strange fiction at all. Fortunately, they have all signed blood oaths in exchange for various goods and services (mostly half-eaten sandwiches), which effectively transferred the rights to their souls in a standard copyright agreement, so they must do the directorial team’s bidding until the end of time.