AUTUMN
2025 ISSUE
Your prayers have been answered! A new issue has arrived, it's ready to dive in and pick you limb from limb. It's all in good fun, of course. We mean you no harm in this examination, but we will be taking your pancreas.
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So pucker up, pack your jar of adventuring peanut butter, and keep the exterminator on speed dial...it's messy down there. We hope you enjoy.
AUTUMN
2024 ISSUE
Answers to some of the questions you will have after reading Issue 2:
Yes, that character, and most likely the author, probably did fuck a beehive.
No, I don’t know who gave that shrimp a job.
And yes, all ventriloquists live with their mom, but not all moms live with a ventriloquist (Except your mom. She hasn’t told you yet, but her new boyfriend is a ventriloquist).
SPRING 2023 ISSUE
What happens when you mix spousal homicide with a rabid Danny DeVito? What happens when you discover a whole universe inside your dining room chair, or when the most powerful AI in existence uploads humanity to the cloud?
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Stop. I don't have time for all of your silly questions. You'll find out if you read the damn issue.