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Gooey Mag

Palete Cleanser

Sadie exited the coffee shop and made her way across the parking lot, two cardboard cups of coffee gripped in her hands.

Gooey Mag

God Spelled Backwards is Dog

Ms. Rebecca told us that God made the world. She said, God made everything. He made all the things you love. I asked, so God made Benny?

Gooey Mag

Call Me Detective Peanut Butter

Toast was the name of Dad's rainbow scarab beetle. I say "was" because Toast was found dead on the floor of Dad's office this morning.

We are practically perfect in every way, except web design. We can't get rid of this. Send help.

Henry Osborne

The Illustrious Existence of a Subway Employee

You experience unexpected side effects after being bitten by a rabid Danny DeVito. Will you still make your date with your childhood crush?

Evan Shumka

Urine Trouble

One man's journey of learning how to stop holding things in.

Fran Pacchiano

Purple

I’d never seen a naked woman before, at least not in person.