

Call Me Detective Peanut Butter
Toast was the name of Dad's rainbow scarab beetle. I say "was" because Toast was found dead on the floor of Dad's office this morning.
Gooey Mag


The Illustrious Existence of a Subway Employee
You experience unexpected side effects after being bitten by a rabid Danny DeVito. Will you still make your date with your childhood crush?
Henry Osborne






